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Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.
He is such a david
david by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017
david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
david by essskeetit May 3, 2018
Well known in the Spanish language as a reference for short guy.
Eres un “David”. Translation in English is “you are short”
David by Neimandescuento May 4, 2018
Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
David by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
David by flowerboygay May 31, 2018
David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch
Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!
David by Snax.Worx. August 26, 2018