danina

danina is thee hottest alcoholic in the world.

"wow danina, you drank so much, beauty!"

by katymzc December 31, 2016

Book Dating

Staying in a shitty relationship just to look good in front of facebook friends.

They're not really happy together, they're just book dating.

by Thtkiddchris March 1, 2015

mate-dating

You are probably going to marry this person someday. Not sure when or a little of if. However, you continue to date this person while maybe seeing others. Something will happen to escalate the relationship ie. pregnant, roommates or other that seals the deal. You'er now going to get married.

Yeah, we knew we were going to get married someday, we've been mate-dating, playing house and now we know were going to do it.

by The Real Shaman January 27, 2016

Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable. Example Ty and Cynthia

Do not do weird dating.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

kik dating

Kik Dating is an act of having an online relationship over Kik AKA Kiklationships which involves sexting, nudes, and skype sex

When will that weirdo @80mg stop Kik Dating

by Iukz June 17, 2018

e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.

Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad

by ΣουΓαμωΤοΣπιτι June 18, 2019

Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021