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dr. phil

A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Did you see dr. phil suck oprahs dick today?
by tube666 November 18, 2006
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tg;dr

Stands for "too gay; didn't read."

Used for when someone writes something overly emotional, sentimental, obnoxious, or whiney. Or, ya know.. gay.
"Come on, guys, if we could all just learn to love with our hearts and progress through the everlasting journey of friendship and happiness, we can overcome and endure any fear or obstacle life throws our way, as long as we stick together and share our feelings and emotions and feed off of each other's positive energy!!!!"

"tg;dr."
by Jasonu-San June 7, 2007
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Dr. Zaius

1. Any nay sayer or cynic in the office or on the job -- especiallly an old guy. 2. Any old guy at a company that has kept his job for over 20 years simply by playing office politics.
"the internet is just a fad -- the CB radio of the 90's". This is a typical response from a "Dr. Zaius" in the office
by chuckie88 October 16, 2008
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Dr. Pepper

A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers

1. It's fizzy

2. It doesn't taste like anything natural

3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas
Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better.
by Chris June 5, 2004
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Dr. Dre

producer turned rapper turned producer turned rapper/producer
he's also one of the smartest black men in the country simply b/c he has Eminem in his record label and 50 Cent *Get that money man*
Dre, stick to producing and also bring The Firm back.
by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 10, 2003
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td;dr

Too drunk; didn't read
Hey, check out this cool site! <link>

td;dr dude.
by SpikeX June 22, 2010
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tb; dr

Too boring; didn't read
Sender: Take a look at the attached article about gardening techniques to get a better lawn!

Reply: tb; dr
by Land Snark July 28, 2010
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