David

Davids are usually failed abortions and have zero friends but a handful of hoes that only love him for his long hair and douchebag attitude

Yo I'm tryna fuck David real quick he's cuul because he always packs a juul

by fuckboi jr February 5, 2019

David

An awesome guy who got his name from the great King David, he is funny and extremely intelligent. Usually Athletic, Davids can be found all across the world. People should always have a David nearby to help them with problems

Wow Look at David, He is so cool. I want to be just like him

by Chief Meteorologist Glenn Burn November 28, 2017

David

One of the most ANNOYING people in the world. But really funny

Look it’s David he’s so weird

by UglyPerson01 January 30, 2018

David

David

A little dickhead who thinks he knows everything
Is a drug addict
And is a video game freak also known as one of the best gamers but hes a twat
David also spreads aids

A little dickhead who thinks he knows everything and is a video game addict

Takes strong drugs and is clumsy

David is a boy you you would want to punch and throw him in the sewers!
By Marc olsson~

Pass the ball David
David: stfu Im messi I will get pass the team don't watch.

by marc olsson March 10, 2015

David

He is an asshole

I know a David at my school and he bullies me...

by Girlpower11 June 4, 2019

David

He is FUCKBOY! He may seem nice at first but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is the BIGGEST jerk in history. He does not even seem like a fuckboy at first but he is and you will soon realize that!

Sarah: Ugh... This boy is such a david......

Debbie: What do you mean?

Sarah: That he is a total fuckboy

by slsps08 March 20, 2017

David

A kind clever man with beautiful short brown hair and the most beautiful dark brown eyes. He is bit of a flirt and any girl would be lucky to have him and he has the most beautiful singing voice. He is also very funny and strong....and....yes....yes....yes....a great kisser.

man: Damn David stole my girlfriend

woman : How did David end up with that cock sucking bitch.

by cluntbaby12 May 27, 2017