During the Pandemic, people had no choice but to remain home, often alone. Singles looked through dating apps hopefully to meet someone, yet the anxiety of meeting a mate was so high they needed to exceed normal expectations to risk a in person date or physical encounter. If a guy or gal was so hot, you would drop your anxiety about being infected by a deadly virus just to have sex, means that person was Covid Worthy. Ie they are so hot, it's worth the risk of getting Covid just for a shot. This is a play on the Sienfeld episode where Elaine had to decide if her new boyfriend was "Sponge Worthy" due to the scarcity of the today sponge being taken off the market.
by PinkySwirl April 2, 2021
Get the Covid Worthy mug.A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
Get the “Covid moment” mug.Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.
by Critter99 May 31, 2021
Get the Covid Bush mug.During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 20, 2021
Get the Covid butt mug.A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
by Loveybirdy April 21, 2021
Get the Covid Couple mug.The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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