monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop
monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks
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BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.
Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022
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Under cover blow

When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep
Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.
by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024
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Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
by Busted Hatchet March 03, 2013
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dust cover

A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"

There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.
"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"
by SquashedDuck March 07, 2016
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