Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

Cousin Larry

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

Cousin

A cousin is like a brother or sister that you don’t fight with but see all the time.

My cousin is my best friend and He is a couple months older then me and I’m he’s like my big brother I never had. I love all 13 of my cousins! ( and my sisters to.)

by Cousin73 March 10, 2020

el chapo cousin

a dumbass cunt who always fucks up the deal.

Hey you're being el chapo cousin

by Fuck John Doe April 25, 2017

Cougins

Cougar Action
Cougar Hunting
Cougar

1.)The pusuit and/or bedding of a Cougar

or

2.)Women who are on the verge of being a Cougar. They lack some key element of being a Cougar (ex. Not quit old enough, or lacking the attitude of a cougar.)

"I'm all about the Cougins tonight."

She's a Coug-in. Give her another year or two and she'll be a full on COUGAR.

by Chives November 25, 2003

cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto November 18, 2011