Lance Corporal

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

by dillon archeluta October 19, 2010

something corporate

Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.

The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.

by bastardo_bill June 5, 2004

moded and corroded

Overcome with the realization that you are wrong.

When she played back the tape of their conversation, he was moded and corroded.

by dalepbb July 8, 2007

corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

corrona virus

the end of humanity because the fuck head Chinese people ate bate the little fucks eat anything that moves. were all dead because of the Chinese.

sam: yoooooooooooooo i got corrona virus ,
queeeez: *fucking bolts away from sam* *shouts* fuck u asian shit

by you got fortnite aids mate February 7, 2020

Corporate Communism

I coined this term in 2001 in personal writings. It was stolen by a popular msnbc commentator who asserted to have coined the phrase and he did not.

It is the Corporate Communism that leads our nation, not the people.

by Hank Photo November 30, 2015

Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.

1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.

by dreadnotty October 27, 2009