Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 14, 2009

cochones

latin american word for gay

cochones!

by Sneth March 22, 2009

cochlin

a person who can often be seen loitering in toilets please also refer to the term cottaging, can be also refered to as a rentboy

a type of person you do not want to meet in a dark alley a cochlin

by Jastar January 12, 2006

social coach

attractive female companion who parents pay money to help their son with special needs, especially Autism/Asperger's Syndrome learn social skills, especially dealing with other attractive women and to take him out to various events/activities in the community

I'm a 19 year-old male with Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism. I think it's good for males with Autism/Asperger's Syndrome to have a social coach.

by Mr. 911 February 18, 2007

coach diva

somebody who's so boss, they put slammin coach shoes above everything else, and bitches should rekanize.

My mom was like do the dishes, and i was all like, hell to the no bitch im a coach diva.

by Black Mombo April 21, 2008

Coach Job

Any type of "job" (blowjob, handjob, eating out, fingering, etc...) done while on a coach bus.

I gave him a nice Coach Job on the way to hershey park.

by KDELS BITCHESs October 20, 2008

Cochranton

A hick town where people fuck their cousins and chew like there's no tomorrow. Band is the only thing they're at.

You smoke bro?
Hell no, get that cancer away from me.

I saw you chew?
I'm from Cochranton.
Oh.

by dankdank666 February 15, 2017