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Sun Belt Conference

A Mid-Major FBS Conference known for getting the shit kicked out of it. Located primarily in the Southeastern USA, The Sun Belt is widely considered the worst FBS Conference.
Arkansas State: Sun Belt Conference Champions!

Dude, the Sun Belt got the snot kicked out of it last saturday...
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Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020
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concernicus

In reference to the famous philosopher and everyone's main man, Copernicus, this word has come to mean a serious feeling of being concerned, nervous, or downright apprehensive (especially in regards to the sexuality of Maggie's brother and the situations between Maggie and her awkward awkward encounters)
Whoa! That periwinkle shade of ball made me quite concernicus!
by TLex October 13, 2006
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Coner

Coner: NOUN. On a US Submarine it is used by members of ratings who's watch stations are aft of the operations compartment, not including MTs on SSBNs. Generally NUCS believe themselves to be better than any coner. This feeling arises from the fact a NUC usually has had more training, it is more difficult training, and they often have to work harder than many other rates, particular those of the 'coners' whos jobs are genrally less physically demanding.

A NUC will often comment on how a 'coner' lives at the 'pointy end of the boat'. This highlights the fact they need more sleep as any dolt looking at a Submarine can see the AFT end is far more pointy than the FWD end, lol.

Ironically its those who despise a 'coner' who are themselves, by their own definition anyway, 'coners'.
Nuc MM #1: Whos the NUB?
Nuc MM #2: Ah he's another coner, an STS.
Nuc MM #1: Another guy that'll be hittin' the beach before us all the time, makin rate faster, and hangin out in Sonar all the time.
Nuc MM #2: Yeah those coners sure are stupid.
by STS1SS August 7, 2007
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conservabitch

Damn rogue why dont you let me holla at your girl's friend use a fukin conservabitch!
by Lyrical Menace October 18, 2007
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concerta high

when u pop,snort,or smoke concerta and after it kicks in u get really happy and laugh alot and say alot of bull-shit. ITS SO FUKIN FUN!!!!
bith-face: dude, whys he laughing so much.
cock-head: dude hes just got a concerta high.
bitchface:shweet, give me some.
by concertahigher April 12, 2009
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Concert Resume

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010
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