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kitchen connection

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.
by nickanamek August 20, 2010
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text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.
I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."
by Soice Feos November 8, 2010
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Dirty Contact

When you open a girls eyelid and come in it.
We got so wild, I opened her eyes wide and gave that bitch a dirty contact!
by DirtyContact January 3, 2011
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freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!
Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.
by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013
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high contact

when two people high on marijuana in public make eye contact and and realizes the other is high.
"Dude i was at McDonald's earlier and made high contact with this guy. He was trippin hard."
by bluntberrycrunch November 11, 2014
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Pissing Contest

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.
by xsnake1 December 28, 2014
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Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass
1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.
by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016
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