marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration September 3, 2016

You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017