The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.
by Phasmid9 August 05, 2016
Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 02, 2023
Prenuptial
by SubstancePfun November 01, 2017
A large amount of condoms.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 27, 2017