A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
Get the Life Condommug. A philosophical outlook that states:
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
Get the condom philosophymug. by ConFe July 20, 2015
Get the Boston condommug. by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021
Get the Noodle Condommug. A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016
Get the tp condommug. (1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
by 3antasy April 3, 2023
Get the Condom Moneymug. Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
Get the Condom Gamemug.