Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

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colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.

Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.

by Dig That June 12, 2010

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consonantpated

Possessing only consonants in Scrabble or Words With Friends, so that play is infrequent and difficult, and letters are hard to pass. The opposite of vowelarrhea.

Q, Z, M, B, H, D and N... dude, this is the third turn I've been totally consonantpated.

by jazz205 September 24, 2011

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colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

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