Collarflower

When one's shirt collar becomes stretched and wavy (resembling cauliflower).

So you're really going to take Michelle out on a date wearing that shirt that has all that collarflower?

by ProfessorTrebreh February 26, 2011

collaj

Noun. an art form in which compositions are made out of pieces of paper, cloth, photographs, and other miscellaneous objects, juxtaposed and pasted on a dry ground

I made a collaj with pictures of all my friends.

by MerrWeb May 20, 2011

Collaborative Dysfunction

1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results. Sometimes called "CD".

2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.

It was difficult living with Collaborative Dysfunction. No matter how hard my team worked, we could never get our results up. Once we began using Confluence, though, our performance uplift was unbelievable!

by MichaelScott?! October 24, 2012

Colayna

Colayna is a unique and beautiful woman, like her name. She loves easily and always knows how to have a good laugh. Colayna's have brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, and are very tall. They have awsome personality's and would be the one you want to hang out with. Colayna's will always be there for their best friend, and you know you can rely on them. If you know any Colayna's you are one lucky duck. Her love is powerful, strong, and true. She secretly wants to be that "cute couple"with a sweet guy.

I want a friend who will always be there for me, oh wait that's Colayna

by de green hooker December 24, 2012

collapadated

collapsed/collapsing and outdated.

John: Look at that house, it's falling apart.
Mary: It's collapadated.

by jargon86 August 11, 2014

collacott

A dude that likes to stick his dick in cheese.

Yo dude, look at that queer collacott.

by Ffsjustgivemeaname November 8, 2017

Collaborate

A term used in Northern Ireland by the ironically-named Democratic Unionist Party when they intend on using the controversial Petition of Concern to block democratic decisions they don’t like made by the cross-party Executive.

Traditionally defined as “working together” to every other person on the planet. However, if spoken by a member DUP it means the complete opposite.

“If the Executive make any attempt to push for life saving legislation we don’t agree with, we will collaborate.”

by Peter Robinson November 18, 2020