by u wom May 16, 2022

“It sure is cold out here.”
“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025

by Jack Denial October 29, 2021

by 3machine September 15, 2022

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

by JasperMoooore January 17, 2022
