The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
by ZippyMoonbat April 06, 2010
by uttam maharjan October 09, 2011
When you are filled with an ubundance of confidence that your shit has been so clean that you don't feel the need to wipe your ass with toilet paper. You just get up and go, no wipe.
"Have you ever had a clean snap?"
"Yeah mate of course, I had a clean snap last night. Just get up and go, too easy."
"Yeah mate of course, I had a clean snap last night. Just get up and go, too easy."
by My Dixie Wrecked June 13, 2017
The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.
by Richard November 23, 2004
When a guy licks a girls anus while she's sitting on his face. Normally directly after a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. Normally can be a man or woman doing the cleaning usually also involves eating of the feces.
by Jabooty in Mehico January 18, 2017
A sexual act; performing oral sex on a male partner after they have ejaculated through penetrative sex. Usually meant as a polite gesture to clean off ones vaginal or anal juices.
by Jeremy K May 10, 2006
The time of the year when you pay nutters with half, moldy nuts to peel your nut film at the Nut Salon. (Preferably South Hill Nut Salon)
1. Dude. SPRING CLEANING TIME! Let's all make our appointments at South Hill Nut Salon! I'm paying! I have enough half, moldy nuts to pay for ev-er-y one.
by TheNutters2008 July 11, 2008