Chonce

A word that Niall Horan says instead of chance. Some do not understand it means chance because we can't understand him.

We took a Chonce

What the fuck is a Chonce?!?!

by Master directioner October 25, 2015

chansexual

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.

random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

jesus hitler christ

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008

Choreture

The mindless forcing (always by a wife of a husband) to do tedious busywork, because of a perceived imbalance in the sharing of household chores.

While trying to watch game 7, he was choretured several times during a riveting, back-and-forth first half to take out the garbage, put in the air conditioner, put his plates in the dishwasher, water the plants, and let her know when he was going to PLEASE put his clothes away.

by Mr. Dyche July 8, 2010

Chubbscout

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.

My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.

by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is a phrase used in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It is used like A Multci-tool of words, Basically meaning that you have an advantage, it is also a reference to checkers and how you stack pieces to become a king, Also used as a compliment in some case, If used in the proper context, you will have a gopnik friend for life. Tell Babushka to make some buterbrod for your komrades at home, a hungry gopnik is a angry gopnik, a fed gopnik is a true komrade.

Russian 1 "Чики Брики Ив Дамке!"w
*Buys shots of vodka for Komrades*
Komrades "Теперь он не западный шпион! Он знает, как к нам относятся гопники Правильно! Опа!!"
Russian 2 "Я скажу Бабушке сделать немного бутерброда дома, пойдем, Комрадес!"
English Tourist " What Hell Does Cheeki Breeki iv Damke Even Mean!!!??"
Russian Translator " Ah You see Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is Russian saying meaning you have advantage, like compliment for slav."
Russian Translator " Так где же живет Бабушка? Я поеду на Ладе и выпью пару водок! Опа !!"
Komrades And Russian 2 "Опа !"

by Nick The Slav Gopnik December 5, 2019

Chav Justice Warrior

Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.

Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.

by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021