Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
by Drapen November 19, 2022
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it is usually found in escort advertising.
it is usually found in escort advertising.
example escort advertisement
Hey Babe
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Dream.
Attractive Soft Ass, Tight Pussy, Beautiful Skin, Temenduos Body.
I’m Looking For Hungry Killer That Can Kill My Pussy. Always Ready Party and Get Naughty, Looking Generous Men Who Know How To Treat Women.
Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.
For All Styles BJ, Oral, Anal, blowjob, New Style 69, D.o.g.g.y Style.
No Catholic.
I want to 100% Real Guy. I Promise Definitely Make You Feel Happy & Relaxed.
You Will Remember Me Forever My Service
Hey Babe
I will make you Happy Either old or young..I'm Every Mans Fantasy And Your
Dream.
Attractive Soft Ass, Tight Pussy, Beautiful Skin, Temenduos Body.
I’m Looking For Hungry Killer That Can Kill My Pussy. Always Ready Party and Get Naughty, Looking Generous Men Who Know How To Treat Women.
Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.
For All Styles BJ, Oral, Anal, blowjob, New Style 69, D.o.g.g.y Style.
No Catholic.
I want to 100% Real Guy. I Promise Definitely Make You Feel Happy & Relaxed.
You Will Remember Me Forever My Service
by anonymous April 17, 2022
Get the catholicmug. A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021
Get the san jose catholic schoolmug. Cat version of an asshole, a cat, that is also an asshole.
- Because they earned their own definition.
- Because they earned their own definition.
- I stayed up all night to decorate the best layered cake I have ever made, only to have Mr Whiskers sit on it, leaving butt-marks in the frosting.
- Typical cathole behaviour.
- Typical cathole behaviour.
by BearClawBling January 13, 2024
Get the Catholemug. Asserting one's affiliation with the Roman Catholic Church by the frequent public mispronunciation of "grievous".
I love watching Mrs. Carlino beat her chest during the pentitantial prayes... she's soooo Greviously Catholic!
by Zappin' Nap October 3, 2023
Get the Greviously Catholicmug. The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
Get the Catholic Curvemug. A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020
Get the Catholic Centralmug.