to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.
"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"
by IsItThough May 18, 2009
Get the catch beatsmug. When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
Get the Catch-69mug. No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November
by Paid ham ham November 18, 2020
Get the no catching feelingsmug. similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
Get the catch these cookiesmug. by Zed Numar July 24, 2021
Get the Catch a skegmug. Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019
Get the To Catch a Predatormug. by Mattyice606 August 17, 2022
Get the Catch the wallmug.