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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.
Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
by Zroogz June 6, 2018
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Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
Ethan is a plumber of cars.
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 February 7, 2012
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car queer

An individual that because of their deep love and appreciation for vehicles cannot stay away from car dealerships
I saw your brother in law at the Chevy dealer, he is such a car queer
by Big cat2323 December 29, 2017
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Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.
Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.
by Blu Sniper May 12, 2015
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Car Clog

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.
by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012
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Car Hiking

The art of driving around in the scenic parts of your state, getting lost on purpose in hopes of finding new and interesting places.
It's cold, rainy and we have nothing to do today, lets go car hiking!
by pdizzlerocks December 13, 2010
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