California Dime 

That whore from Hot Chelle Rae's song who went and cheated on the lead singer

"It's been a really really messed up week,

seven days of torture, seven days of bitter,

and my girlfriend went and cheated on me,

she's a California Dime but i think it's time to quit her.
La, La, La..."

California Dime by eendur June 28, 2011

California roll and go 

Term used to descride not comming to a total stop at a stop sign.

Person in car: ahh man, why did u pull me over?
Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!

California roll and go by DA BOSS! April 15, 2011

California Dreamin'

Having sex on a California beach at sunset.

Maria, when are you going to come California Dreamin' with me?

California Dreamin' by californiastu October 29, 2006

California Smiley 

Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.

Big Bad Dan threatened to give James a California smiley if he didn't watch himself.

California Smiley by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 29, 2005

california sunshine 

a slang term for acid

<druggie> dude i love this california sunshine!
<non-druggie> wait...we're in connecticut

california sunshine by exorcist23 May 22, 2009

California Rights 

California Rights are individual rights that are infringed upon to benefit "public well-being". The infringements upon these rights are usually instituted in an effort to counteract California's high level of stupidity per capita. California Rights are commonly found in California, New York, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

California Rights

San Francisco recently banned the sale of McDonald's Happy Meals because stupid people won't feed their kids real food unless forced to by law.

Los Angeles has banned smoking in outdoor places because stupid people are too uppity to simply avoid smokers, they have to antagonize them as well.

California has the most restrictive gun laws in the United States, yet very high violent crime, because California's other laws drive people to go on psychotic killing sprees.

California Rights by IndependentForever November 11, 2010

california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.

Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

california eggroll by TheGrayBush July 1, 2011