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cracker snacker 

An African-American(Male or Female) that date and or gets pleasure with light colored people aka caucasian people.
Tineka-Girl I didn't know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.
Quashaunda- Bitch, where you been, he's always been a cracker snacker, he don't like chocolate milk.
Tineka- Heffa I thought about bein' a cracka snacka, I'm terred of ghetto, ass niggas hoe k!
Quashaunda- Gurl, I uhhhgreee, but I will cut yo ass if you talk to me like that again.
cracker snacker by Whooty36/24/48 August 10, 2010

Cracker-San 

A very righteous Cracker of sorts who loves to spew their thoughts and beliefs. Unfortunately most of these thoughts and beliefs espoused tend to come from complete ignorance and/or complete lack of understanding. Has a air of preacher in them and needs to communicate one's own beliefs and opinions as much as possible while trying to belittle anyone who disagrees with them.

More often the Crackers-san hates science, since it's filled with those darn tootin facts that keep proven the Cracker-san wrong. But remember, the Cracker-san will never admit defeat and will continue to argue stating everything is a just an opinion and of course the Cracker-san's opinion is always right.
Well at least right in the Cracker-san's opinion.
ABV: The Immaculate Conception isn't even fully understood by most Christians, much less Catholics. But let me tell you . . .

Twit: Preach on Cracker-san, Preach on!
Cracker-San by Das Twit November 11, 2009

Cracker Barrel 

Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
Cracker Barrel by Hobo Spider September 15, 2005

Cracker Packer 

A type of homosexual male that only has sex with other white males.
John doesn't like doing it with black guys. He's not racist, he's just a cracker packer.

Cracker Whacking 

The act of slapping a white person across their face or genital area. This act is popular among young teen girls.
Caroline: Yea let's go cracker whacking at my house!
Amy: Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the white nerds!
Cracker Whacking by SacajaweaOrange September 10, 2011

Cracker Attack 

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.
YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!