no condom moment

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex

oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history

by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021

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Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.

Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.

by Philly in AZ June 09, 2018

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(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 03, 2023

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A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.

Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.

by Snapchat Noots May 04, 2016

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A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

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where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

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The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

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