by Figo3 May 23, 2018
Get the Childrenmug. Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.
"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."
"I think you have problems."
by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022
Get the Childrenmug. I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
Get the childrenmug. by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
Get the pointy childrenmug. The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
Get the Chinese childrenmug. And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.
Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Model For Childrenmug. Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Children of Hymmug.