Cyanide

What Santa gives me every Christmas instead of coal.

Better than your grandmother's weed.
Cyanide is the best.
by Figo3 June 06, 2018
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Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
by Figo3 May 23, 2018
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