chocolate chip

A $5,000 casino chip

He has a stack of chocolate chips.

by jvegas12345 December 20, 2010

chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.

so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.

by mike the great December 3, 2007

chip

To have sex with. To beat somebody up.

"Did you chip dat last nite?"
"I chipped dat nigga who stole ma cheese."

by P-nut53 October 28, 2007

I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

by XNarz September 25, 2019

chip off the old cock

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

by shmaller July 20, 2006

chip-head

a chip-head is a stupid idiot that chip's or pisses people off by behaving in a silly mannor !!

dean your a total chip-head !!! stop bein stupid !!!

by Katherine Brittleton June 12, 2008

chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006