beat callous

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

Birmingham Telephone Call

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.

No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.

by Antonymous1234143 April 10, 2010

nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.

nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

by epicgamer21 November 16, 2018

Calf Head

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Calladine

Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).

That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!

by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011

Callahan Theory

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

by MickWhop July 23, 2012

California Privilege

The privilege associated with being raised in particular regions of California known for wealth and opportunity. Commonly used when jealous or salty over a friends ability to score internships, make LinkedIn connections, and attend prestigious universities due to one's raising in a nice California neighborhood.

Girl: "What are your plans for this summer break?"
Boy: "Nothing much. Just going to intern at big Silicon Valley firm. They're conveniently right down the road from my house, I live next to the CEO and he got me a spot."
Girl: "I am so sick of your California Privilege."

by Goliath87 February 26, 2018