work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

Bumping Balls

The act of having homosexual sex and having the "balls" bumping together during said sex

"Hey I heard George and Stephen were bumping balls last night"

by ass mcfucked May 16, 2017

snuggie bump

The act of two people chest bumping while wearing snuggies.

"Man that shit was funny!"
both people snuggie bump

(a.k.a chest bump while wearing their desired color of snuggie)

by MAlsh September 5, 2010

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement

Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!

by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018