Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Bread Bully

A person that gets money by any means necessary

He a real bread bully, he always hustlin.

by Teezy Money December 4, 2019

haul bread

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.

I am going to have to haul bread to get to work on time.

by TheRealLiam821 August 27, 2019

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

bread bois

bread bois is an extremely hilarious YouTube channel in witch father kills son for watching Asian cartoons

person 1: are you subscribed to the bread bois?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: unacceptable
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by valcho November 9, 2020

plain bread

Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.

Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.

by the spud nut August 28, 2018