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blessed

A very multitalented person , can be shy at times , but outspoken when it comes to proving (his or her )point in arguments . Usually not too tall, like about 5ft 7inches , at times can be very lazy , but the most amazing thing is (his or her) humility, would never admit that he or she is multitalented , very intelligent , cares a lot about friends and can get very emotional at times.
Wow! Blessed , ur voice is like that of an angel
by Makshat May 4, 2019
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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heavens official blessing

"I love heavens official blessing!!"
"me too!!"
"Lets kiss and have seggs!!"
"hoorayy!!"
by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
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Blessed

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?
by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022
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The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.
"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."
by warm water October 24, 2020
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