Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

blakeslee

their little player’s

don’t ever date blakeslees

by -doesn’t matter- January 29, 2021

Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021

Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans

"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"

by RawrImadog123 March 16, 2022

Blake

A hippie bottom

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"

by Iammickey April 6, 2022