beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

Beef Fist

The subtle art of farting in your cupped hand and throwing it in someone's face.

"Dude, my nan totally pissed me off with her moaning last night so I gave her an epic beef fist"

by LukeyB316 December 21, 2008

beef lips

LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.

The 90's made this look very popular.

"Yikes, Pam is still sporting beef lips"

by petit os July 21, 2019

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008

kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit

Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster

by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014

beef injection

Injection of your beef...(penis)

I'd say your mom is in need of a good beef injection

by Pimp Dadday July 1, 2003

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006