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A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
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Bernadiing is the phenomenon of catostrophising progressive issues so that discussion always leads to taboo sexual topics involving farm animals.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.
by Paperjar February 10, 2018
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The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.
I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.
I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.
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