The dirty Benidict

The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool

The dirty benidict

“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “

by Not Ian Paisley November 22, 2021

Bee’s behind

Yellow pants with blue cackies

That’ outfit is so bee’s behind

by JJ baylae January 25, 2022

Becky from Behind

Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.

Any fun this weekend.

Man, I had a Becky from Behind.

Damn.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

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by yeeeeeeeeeeeę February 7, 2022

no man left behind

the military says this because when they on war or a battlefield, they must kill every living soul and not live any enemies behind. even children babies and girls. none is left alive, not even animals. everyone is dead. they don't even take woman for sex or anything

im proud to serve my country (salute) we don't leave no man behind. we are the proud and the few. the brave and the strong. no man left behind.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 21, 2022

the indian bites from behind

it's the way to respond excusing absolutely everything you do, also known in spanish as "Por atras pica el indio wacho".

- "JJ, ¿Why you did that?"
- "The indian bites from behind G"

by morenoperkin July 23, 2022

Ian Gregory Behind The Back

When Mr. Ian Gregory fucked Miss Maddie Watters from behind and posted it on his Snapchat story.

Bro that’s some Ian Gregory behind the back type stuff.

by JoRamLovesMexicans September 26, 2022