beforek

Jumpstart party - in Polish language

Idziemy do Janka na beforek przez imprezą
We're hitting Janek's place for a jumpstart before the real party

by MelbaDooobs April 29, 2014

Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

baffoon

an educated person. One who uses correct spelling and grammar.

Only non-baffoons spell "buffoon" as "baffoon".

by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009

The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.

That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.

by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010

Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'

Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"

by Veebz October 22, 2011

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

by NINerd January 17, 2009

bedford

Bedford is a wonderul very wealthy town. abercrombie and hollister are scoffed upon and anything like gap, old navy or limeted 2 are a joke. Kids wear designer everything and they're familys have mutipal houses all around the world.

7 year old "are those the new guccis heels?"
8 year old " you know it I love your dior purse"
7 year old " thanks I got it while my family and i were vacationing up north in bedford"

by keliew November 6, 2007