Beef n Beans 

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

Beef n Beans by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Beef Saddle 

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.

I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

Beef Saddle by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018

Beef Poppers 

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

Beef Poppers by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

beef squash 

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

beef squash by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

Beef Truffles 

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

Beef Truffles by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Beef Twerp 

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

Beef Twerp by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

Beef Jerkies by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019