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beef tips

when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.
Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.

Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.
by mosquitovalentine April 21, 2010
mugGet the beef tipsmug.

Beef Salad

A messy sexual act between Two Bears and a Hipster
They glanced in his direction, he blushed. A beef salad was inevitable.
by BankSi August 21, 2011
mugGet the Beef Saladmug.

queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs
Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.
by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015
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Beef Bucket

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.
by Barakus October 14, 2013
mugGet the Beef Bucketmug.

Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'
Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.
by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018
mugGet the Fake Beefmug.

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.
Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.
by kmart420 December 9, 2012
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Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process
"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"
by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

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