beef tips

when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.

Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.

Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.

by mosquitovalentine April 21, 2010

beef bazooka

Another word for the male sexual organ.

She was highly receptive to my beef bazooka.

by The Fat Man November 03, 2007

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle March 24, 2018

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 09, 2012

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 05, 2015

Beef Trail

A trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef.

Lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown.

by Shareef Abdul Wahad May 01, 2010