Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.

"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"

by aregnilrac July 07, 2015

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

The snail

A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.

- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

by Rita_Albuquerque April 24, 2021

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 03, 2021