Based God

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus. Thereupon, Lil B, the based god, is the god off all the above events.

"OMG BASED GOD YOU SWAG TO THE MAXIMUM, YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH BASED GOD"

by Based Boy Mike September 19, 2010

Third Base

The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

"we got all the way to Third Base on my friend's roof when I bent down to give him his first blowjob ever"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

seventeenth base

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

by P. Arias September 6, 2011

reverse the base

To add acidic liquid to crack for injection purposes

reverse the base: Lemon juice, kool-Ade you get the message

by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012

Pi Base

The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.

Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Nadsgrid July 4, 2018

based off

Verbal phrase selecting one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.

Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.

by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021