Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus. Thereupon, Lil B, the based god, is the god off all the above events.
by Based Boy Mike September 19, 2010

The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
"we got all the way to Third Base on my friend's roof when I bent down to give him his first blowjob ever"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!
by P. Arias September 6, 2011

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

by Base Up Lord May 12, 2016

Have sex in 69 position with ond or more honeybadger while while listening to orchestra of Kazahstanian strippers playing We will fuck you.
Guy 1: Honeybadger doesn't taste like honey. I should now, I just went to 69th base.
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah
by Kazak69 February 25, 2018

by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012
