Wet Bandit
Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Wet Bandit by Adamthe K December 21, 2008
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