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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
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snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan
Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”
by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022
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bald

kenneth is bald lol
by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021
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balds

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds
by Potetstappe March 15, 2018
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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