Bacon Stamp

Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.

Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.

Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!

Id bacon stamp that.

by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011

Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

bacon bazooka

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

bacon tetris

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013

turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

by Cazi October 27, 2005

Bacon and Eggs

When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.

I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.

by ownzzzd October 24, 2008