pee bumps

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....

I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina

by simply Complicated August 28, 2016

bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement

Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!

by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018

Rylie Bump

Rylie is a truly wonderful individual. She is caring, friendly, outgoing, and will remember every little detail about you. She will make time to spend it with you no matter what she is doing. She may keep a tight lock on her personal life for a while, but eventually she'll open up once you get to know her. No matter your faults, she will accept and appreciate you regardless. My only mistake was loving her too much. God, how I miss her...

Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see that girl who brought an easy bake oven to school as a backpack?"
Person 2: "Yup, that was Rylie Bump. She's just cool like that"

by blondiekicker215 November 24, 2021