blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009

awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.

Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022

blow trip

after a long and amazing blow job, the feeling that your tripping or high.

woah that felt like a blow trip

by cbenson69 November 22, 2011

Blow Darting

When a girl takes a Tooth pick, and blows it down the urethra of a man.

"I heard you were Aztec, wanna try Blow Darting me?"

by Carter Grohall December 4, 2021

Blow a hootie

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.

"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."

by Ralph Wintergreen August 27, 2013

Blow pillow

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.

This is my designated blow pillow.

by Tccwhore March 29, 2019