Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something

Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME

by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019

kamikaze bag

It's an eight ball mixed with half cocaine and half crushed meth

Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!

by Loso_007 July 23, 2015

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Glory Bag

The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.

To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.

He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.

I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.

by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010

Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.

Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Ditty bag

A bag for small everyday items that are easily misplaced.

I have all these small things for my fuckin eh ditty bag.

by Afrodick December 23, 2016

snoot bag

Use of cellophane as a compartment to snort hopes, dreams, and drugs.

Pull that snoot bag of those marbs.

by moosedoode April 3, 2015