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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Atheist Charlatan

You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.
Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
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Atheist

The word 'Atheist' simply means someone whom is not a theist. The word is not to be confused with the word 'Antitheist' (someone whom belive there is no god or gods).

The word is a combiation of the word 'Theist' (beliver in a god or gods) and the greek prefix 'A' meaning 'not' or 'without'.

In short:

Theist = Someone whom belives in a god or gods.
Atheist = Not a theist.
Antitheist = Someone that belives there is no god nor gods.
I'm an agnostic atheist, and will lack a beleif in any god or gods until they are scientifically proven with imperical evidence.
by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 21, 2016
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Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Atheist

A smug prick who thinks that he’s better and smarter than everyone else simply for being an atheist, who also shits on others for believing in a higher power. They typically are fat, sweaty, have neckbeards, wear fedoras, have dyed hair, or a weird haircut/style, or some combination of the above.
“Dear Diary, I spent my whole day on Reddit mocking others for believing in God, how do the see people not understand that they are idiots for not being atheists and that being an unhappy fatass is better than believing in something greater than humanity?”
by Retr0625 December 20, 2021
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Atheist

A person who believes that there is no god. It seems simple on paper, but there are many types.
Types of atheists (overlap is common) include:

- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.

- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.

- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.

- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.

- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.

- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.

- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.

It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 1, 2025
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