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Ope Attack

When two Midwesterners can't get past each other in a small corridor such as an aisle in the supermarket or a hallway at church.
Person 1: "Ope, can I get past you, man?"
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.
by Gthumb December 31, 2018
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attack on titan

person 1: hey yo i just finished season 4 of attack on titan
person 2: time for a therapy session?
person 1: yep
by mrs. wanna die March 19, 2022
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attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".
Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.
by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014
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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.
The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.
by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011
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Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.
Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.
by BIG BOY March 30, 2012
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Option Attack

The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.

Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit

Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today

Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ
by pavk December 21, 2008
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