When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
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Get the Restless Anal Syndrome mug.A game wherein a subject (usually a stripper, porn star, or some other individual) is stripped naked, placed on the ground ass-up, and has a wooden stick inserted into the anus. Players stand aproximately six feet away and attempt to throw small toy rings (think regular ring toss), with the wooden stick catching them. The game was made popular on the Howard Stern Show during the last year or so of Howard Stern's run on WXRK radio in New York. In June of 2008, Stern brought Anal Ring Toss back to the air. The winner (Richard Christy) was given a pass to Howard's wedding.
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