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amanda syndrome 

The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.

"You're a dude!"

"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"
What's the matter with Michael?

He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.
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amanda schain 

a female girl that loves a male whose name usually starts with a J ... also has a very short attention span and likes lolipops ... also is madly in love and cannot stop thinking about her boyfriend named john because he is the best boyfriend in the world ... also amanda is unrealistically beautiful and has a great sence of humor ... also has dimples on her back that her boyfriend loves to touch ... p.s i love this girl p.p.s she loves pandas
amanda schain: i love john

molly barrack aka her best friend: we all no amanda and i love dillies.
jess pinsker aka other best friend: i love running in the dark singing runaway love.
amanda schain by apandaliveshere October 4, 2011

Amanda Marketon-Snowden 

Having qaulities that delight the senses, a qaulity that gives pleasure to the mind, associated with such properties as harmony of form and color, excellence of artistry and orinallity, a conspicuous example of beauty, grace and sexuality, a zenith or apex of beauteous delight.
While visiting the art museum i saw few paintings i would consider Amanda Marketon-Snowden.

amanda hutton 

Oh my god is that Amanda Hutton I heard she was fucking fat bitch
amanda hutton by Nig Jonas March 17, 2019

Amanda-ism 

Something extraordinarily sarcastic and/or offensive yet extremely true.
Bob: You're drinking again?

Amanda: Fuck off, even Jesus turned water into wine. If he wasn't so douchey I'd probably like the fella....

Bob: Did you just call Jesus douchey?

Amanda: yea.

"Amanda-ism"
Amanda-ism by WITard March 14, 2012

amanda and ivana

the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous.
"is that amanda and ivana?? They are like perfect."
amanda and ivana by Andy Clarke November 25, 2016

Amanda Demanda

An aggressive and forward-thinking attorney with her fingers on the pulse of Florida’s ever-changing personal injury laws. A fearless leader of her community, who stands up to big insurance companies and businesses in pursuit of justice. She demands maximum compensation for car accident and negligence injured victims.
Amanda Demanda is the right choice when you need a voice against large corporations that wrong an injured person.

Did you see the amount of money Amanda Demanda got that lady that fell at the grocery store?